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Dear neighbour, you're not home so I'll bring this up later. Your dog was left in an area with next to no shelter during a thunder storm today. Your dog was terrified out of its little terrier mind. Your cat was in a similar state. You madam are a shitty pet owner. Your pets are not possessions you only care about for a few weeks after a noise complaint. They are living creatures with feelings. Yes, we get that you work full time. I do too. Yet even when living alone (and working a rotating roster no less) I managed a better degree of pet care than your lazy ass. Your dog is easily bored. It's stuck in a small yard with regularly no company but its own voice. Your cat shows signs of malnutrition. Both of these animals are outside no matter what weather we have. Rain, massive hailstones, or even inhumanly hot. Your dog looks like the only washing it gets is when it stands outside in the rain. Her hair is matted and coarse. We once even bought a toy for your dog so she could be entertained for a while. I know you took it off her, it doesn't take less than a day for a small terrier to break a toy designed to be tough. Your cat regularly meows at my windows at night wanting to get in. It sees how good care we take of our cats and wants some of that too. I have half a mind to call the RSPCA on your ass.

Sincerely,
The neighbours you refuse to acknowledge even though you like walking through their yard.

Anti-complaint: My little man kitty has figured out the aircon remote controls the temperature. He now crash tackles it when he wants the heat changed.

I Have a Confession

Sun Oct 14, 2012, 1:27 AM
I'm responsible for Global Warming.


Yes, that's right kids. As the humble Queen of Antarctica, I created the hole in the Ozone Layer to make Global Warming so I could finally be rid of all these invaders trying to conquest my bountiful lands and take them from the penguins, seals, whales and I. The whole thing is a plot to wipe out America and her so-called scientists from the face of the Earth so I can enjoy my frozen wasteland in peace.

I know what you're thinking.


How could one go as far as wiping out entire nations in order to preserve the ice caps? Easily, I'm brilliant, funny, evil, and completely bugfuck nuts! :evillaugh: The whole thing is to maintain my position of power in Antarctica to keep the Polar Bear armies of the North rising and taking over. After all, you kill the penguins and you kill the natural enemy of the Polar Bears. How do I know penguins and polar bears are enemies? Well, do you see them together? Nope. See? That deduction alone makes me nothing less than genius. I'm amazing and deserve a Nobel for my knowledge. You could say brilliant.


Why do I do these evil schemes? Well, I am a monarch. We, the monarchy must survive somehow.


Your nations' scientists have been polluting my pristine ice for decades now, and I've had enough. Gunther advised me of this plan many years ago, which is why the Ice King of the North and I began collecting the Earth's natural freshwater in our icecaps, so humanity would be screwed. Problem is, you clever little ape children survived anyway. It was there we hit a hitch. He said destroying oil reserves was the way to keep your filth from my ice shelves. I said environment. He created the Polar Bear army, and I my penguins. Mortal enemies for centuries. But that's history.


So with this plan, unless your scientists leave my country, and you renounce your claims to my lands, I shall enact Global Warming and bake you all into potatoes! :evillaugh:

You darn kids will learn to get off mah lawn!

Or I will chase you out of there with Gunther and my penguin army!


With all of this, my penguins and I shall be left in peace. With our icy land.

And a hot tub under the magnetic South Pole. My penguin subjects will live in the lap of luxury, free of humans with cameras.


But how can I enact Global Warming and maintain my frozen ice caps you ask?

How will I maintain the cold?

Will they survive at all?

Am I not screwing myself over and killing my penguin subjects?

Why are you making Adventure Time references in a journal filled with Doctor Who gifs?




And so, I leave you with this message of war.




Signed:
timmy64. Queen of Antarctica


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timmy64
Queen of Antarctica!
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Hello!

G'day folks :D

I'm Timmy, better known as timmy64 on here. I have an Arts degree =p
My favourite art to create is journal CSS (despite my photography dominated gallery), and I don't mind viewing any type.

I also like dinosaurs.
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bohobella Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2015  Professional Traditional Artist
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
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birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2014
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo:

On behalf of the birthdays team, I sincerely apologize that your greeting has arrived late this year.

We hope you had an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year!

Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love:

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Jasperinity Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2014
Happy birthday! :D
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CaninePrince Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014   Digital Artist
I... don't know what to say for the favor... but.... I thank you very much :iconaawplz:
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
You're very welcome. :)
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Spinian Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much. I wasn't asking for one, but the favor is highly appreciated.
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I just figured I'd spread some love in the wake of free premium day.
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Spinian Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Still, I appreciate it.
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catluvr2 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
TIMMY
I AM ASHAMED AT YOU
IT IS NO LONGER CHRISTMAS
TAKE THAT HAT OFF. :stare:
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
YOU'RE NOT MY MUM!
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WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013   General Artist
I searched something today and guess what showed up...

forum whore by tori-margaret
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Fun times. :aww:
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WorldWar-Tori Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013   General Artist
:lol: I had forgotten about it! it made me laugh and laugh :aww:
hope you're well sir :heart:
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
It made me smile too :D

I'm well, and your sparkly self?
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birthdays Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2013
:woohoo: :party: :iconcakelickplz: !!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! :iconcakelickplz: :party: :woohoo: It's November 24th which means it's that time of the year again and your special day is here! We hope you have an awesome day with lots of birthday fun, gifts, happiness and most definitely, lots of cake! Here's to another year! Many well wishes and love from your friendly birthdays team :love: --- Birthdays Team This birthday greeting was brought to you by: :devSilversymphony:
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Lady-KL Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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Romaji Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I misses you! :tighthug:
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mamiffer Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013
:D
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
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BloodshotInk Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2013
Thank you so much for watching me. It's nice to meet you Timmy!
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
omg omg! Lyek, thax furry da +watch! *_*
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
How cum I havn't watched you until now >_> <_<
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timmy64 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I was confused about why I wasn't watching you.
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ReallyAngry Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is what happens when we both play hard to get!
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