Down in the chatroom,
All the n00bs were making noise,
Asking all the regs,
If they were girls or were boys.
When a core busted in,
Nearly scared 'em half to death,
Had a coffee in her hand,
And tobacco on her breath.
From one hand to another,
She toyed with the banstick,
Some say it was wooden,
Some say it was plastic,
And she yelled and she ranted,
At these poor silly n00bs,
And then kicked them all,
For questioning her boobs!

The night chix0r went crazy,
The night Ms Fi went insane,
Realised they were breakin' the rules,
Somethin' that don't go down well in her brain.

Well the llama is gone now,
She decided to bomb it,
Everywhere you'll find pieces,
of n00bish word vomit.
And she banned all the #helpers,
And held the emotes hostage,
And sat down for breakfast,
Of eggs and sausage!
She shot down a flamer,
Like an old german luger.
And when she was done,
She had banned ev'ry user!
With a ban like a flamethrower,
She barbequed text porn,
Made all o' them users,
Wish that they were not born!

The night chix0r went crazy,
The night Fiona went nuts,
Now you can't hardly,
Troll round the chatrooms,
Without stepping in llama guts.

There's the core admins and CEA,
There's reporters from deviantART news,
And little n00blet's screaming around hey!
And the kicks are a flying, the banned count is risin',
And everyone's dying to know, why chix0r why?
My my my my my my,
The only thing that, rhymes is why...

Yes, n00blet,
dAmn was not shut down,
It got resurrected,
By the infmaous clown,
Hey little n00b now,
Don't you cause me no tears,
Be nice in that #devart,
Or prepare for your fears.
But the banned are in therapy,
And the n00bs are still nervous,
And the #helpers got jobs,
Working for the helpdesk service,
And they say chix0r's fans,
Are on skype every night,
With each other discussing the,
Podcast rights!

They're talkin' bout,
The night chix0r went crazy,
The night that core admin flipped,
Banned some n00bs for some,
Milk and cookies,
Sounds to me like she was kinda gettin' gipped.

The night chix0r went crazy,
The night Ms Fi went insane,
Realised they were breakin' the rules,
Somethin' that don't go down well in her brain,
Wo, somethin' that don't go down well in her brain,
Tell ya, somethin' that don't go down well... in her brain...